College Dropout turned Corporate Slave turned Entrepreneur. Multitasker with singular agenda of finding what works. Works on vacations and takes imaginary trips at work! Loves wordplay and practising witcraft. Accidentally walked 3kms while pitching on the phone!

Queen of executing projects. A true content addict. Can reference GOT and Doodh Ka Karz in the same sentence. One nudge away from starting her own Bollywood gossip column. Loves Shah Rukh Khan and Khakra. Equally.

Our personal Kung Fu Panda. Escaped working at Arnab’s team with his conscience still intact. He sure is happy with the Times Now. Loves to cook food and stories. His questions are as endless as his curiosity. If he ever shows up in full-length trousers, the apocalypse is upon us.

A ‘Changi’ kudi. Walking-talking dictionary and can speak fluently in memes. Eats like a squirrel, but drinks coffee like a tanker. Her eye rolls can easily defeat Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek. 

Likes F.R.I.E.N.D.S more than her actual friends. She’s got accounts on her mind, but her heart’s into words. She enjoys chai and charcha, while handling all the office kharcha. A package deal of HR-Accounts-Admin, an agony aunt to our souls in despair, and the office cutie 𝝅.

The young, influential energy of the office. She might look 16, but she’s older than that, we promise. Her style screams Gen-Z, but her taste in music and movies is old-school. Hails from the pink city, and spreads colour wherever she goes. This Simran doesn’t need to be told, yeh mazey se jee leti hai apni zindagi.

Chief Entertainment Officer. Knows everyone on earth… quite literally. Has a sharp eye for editing, and a sharper ear for gossip. The special “Raunak, no talking!” sign put up next to him has been ineffective. Force-feeds us power bars and fruits so we won’t resort to the junk food drawer. Has THE best party playlists ever.

Brings loads of drip with him every morning, drops the best ideas while brainstorming. Doodles his imagination on paper, effortlessly animates them to life. Randomly says, “Broooo…'' somewhere between 5 and 50 million times a day while looking for something to munch on. Gen Z to the core and always ready for a creative challenge.

The youngest one of the lot, but writes like an old soul. An energizer bunny that never runs out of battery, thanks to the permanent sugar rush he has from chugging Coca-Cola. Has a meme template for every situation, a Manga plug-in for every occasion. Can make a trending reel and write timeless shayari within the same hour.

One man army and ultimate jugaadist. Carrom champion who also owns the coolest bike in the team that he uses to peddle Hard Drives across the city. Knows where to get the best ‘Shev’ Puri and Vada Pav. Loves dancing to Zingaat – Marathi version ONLY.

North se le kar south tak, he has mastered every possible delicacy. As soon as the clock strikes 1 pm, we all secretly long to hear the words ‘khana aa gaya hai’ announced by him. His biryani recipes are so tempting, even those on diets surrender to them.

Office ka, employees ka, Sushi-Banksy ka, sab ka khayaal rakhta hai Mahanand. From hot coffee to chilled nimbu-paani, he has the power to keep you cool even on stressful days. No matter what the demand, he’ll make sure to get it done, that too with a smile.

The newest members of the clan, but growing faster than anyone else. Beach trotters, serial nappers, attention cravers. More photogenic than humans. Can hypnotize you into giving them treats. Paws-ing our stress and making ruff days better.